sept 14 in idea barrages

Your band will cover Imagine Dragons songs on renaissance instrumentation and call itself IMAGINE DUNGEONS.

No, the best name for a rapper in 2019 would be “Jung Milwaukee”.

If WATERWORLD had somehow been a massive hit, maybe my generation would be nostalgia for warrior-fishermen now and the big trend would be “streampunk”.

Getting a new pocket knife, for me, is like getting a fidget spinner except you can cut yourself with it.

If you’re into classic rock, though, the best roller derby name is Eva Destruction.

The end-game of compassion is getting around to being compassionate to yourself as well, that you might have the energy to keep being compassionate to others. Confessor forgive thyself and all that jazz.

It’s too bad Natalie Imbruglia never got involved in a huge scandal, we could’ve gotten The Natalie Imbroglio.

On a long enough timeline with infinite cars, eventually every roadside would be checked to the brim with flowers and crosses, endless memoria to infinite accidents. But you and I get just this one life. Let’s drive.