sept 12 in idea barrages

In the 80s, you probably should’ve changed your name to Lawrence Aaron Times and sold positive quotes about movies under your nickname “L.A.” to crappy direct-to-VHS releases for their boxes.

You gotta check your coat before you WRECK your coat.

You’re gonna storm Area 51 and the aliens are all gonna be white ladies with bad blonde highlights named Karen and they’re all gonna be like “TAKE ME TO YOUR MANAGER”.

I guess my Halloween costume could be COUNT CHONKULA.

Writing a parody of L.A. Woman about the development of Japanese nationalism leading up to WW2 just to get to the line “Mr. Tojo Rising” would be cool, though you could be more accessible w/ Godzilla & “Mr. Toho Rising”, if you’re lazy.

I’ve been trying to figure out a replacement for the concept of “spirit animal” because it’s cultural appropriation but, like, “furry godmother” just sounds too much like a kink thing.

I’ve been thinking about what kind of spirit one would use to fortify a Butterbeer. I was think Patron for, like, the Patronus pun but I have to think butterscotch and tequila would go together like peanut butter and tuna fish.

Some day, we will see whether the vampires or werewolves triumph, it is a simple matter of supernatural selection.