sept 8 in idea barrages

Shaming people for needing a calculator is textbook toxic mathulinity.

Corrupt billionaires lord over their cities by plucking desperate young boys from the ghettos & boonies, throwing them into crippling gladiatorial games at publicly-funded collesium, at the promise of making a few of them millionaires. Hunger Games or Super Bowl? (Supper Bowl?)

I’ve been thinking a lot about how far we could go with neo-formulations of the name “Jeffery”. We could probably go as far as “Geophphree”. I think that’s what we’re heading for.

GALAXY BRAIN: “When Herb Phillipson’s Army Navy is in bankruptcy liquidation, buy the intellectual property of the name at auction. The moment marijuana is legalized, you now have the best name for a northern NY weed store chain EVER.”

FACT: when Rick Springfield sees his own albums in stores, even he himself is disappointed when he realizes its not a Bruce Springsteen record, just like the rest of us.

Sometimes I look at social media’s influence on society and I ask myself, did the ends justify the memes?

A distant sequel to YOUNG EINSTEIN where as an old man he has to prevent a mad man from trying to kill a member of the Australian parliament in hopes of impressing Jodie Budweiser.

Sometimes I like to imagine if all casting choices involving Malcolm MacDowell and Malcolm Jamal Warner were reversed and how that would look.