sept 7 in idea barrages

I mean, what if it turns out that the cure to all diseases was eating those little compressed sponges that turn into dinosaurs in hot water? What if they’d just soak up all the germs but no one has the guts to try it out?

If civilization survives the next few years, I look forward to the high-end Emmy-bait television series about Russia’s collusion in the 2016 election called VLAD MEN.

If you make the intonation of the words “like, comment and subscribe” part of your magic spell, youtube would pour psychic energy into your ritual on a 24/7 basis, supercharging its power, no doubt.

Those little three-legged tables they put in the pizza boxes, they claim they’re to protect the cheese but, really, they’re caltrops to help you fend off The Noid.

There aren’t enough lullabies on the topic of how when you fall asleep, you die and the next morning someone else who thinks they’re you wakes up. A rise in that kind of song could really shake things up on this planet.

Forests: back by poplar demand.

If you want a preview of why people hate you, just watch the detractor trailer.

“You touched my heart” is a more complicated compliment when you’re a cardiac surgeon.