sept 4 in idea barrages

On a long enough scale of time and weight fluctuation, Meatloaf and Quentin Tarantino will eventually become twins.

Your video game about Juuling that will never actually be released will be titled “Vaperware”.

The romance between the human astronaut and the lady-ape from the Planet of the Apes was powerful but brief, they were like two chimps passing in the night.

Also: Philip Glass is slowly becoming Lou Reed.

I am no Juggalo but if I ever needed a rap-clown personae, he would DEFINITELY be called “Ziggy Sawdust”.

Zales: when you are obligated to do something romantic but you don’t want to bother leaving the mall to do it.

You should make a raspberry and rhubarb pie, so it can be pie R squared.

I wonder if anyone was boarding up an aquarium in Florida for the hurricane and after driving away, suddenly remembers “Oh, Hugh the manatee!”