aug 24 in idea barrages

Your imaginary friend controls her OCD with a figment spinner.

Being a Mets fan is being at the casino and considering betting against them as a reverse jinx in hope of helping them beat a much much better team.

Rewrite Eminem’s song Lose Yourself about Conan the Barbarian just to get around to the references to Crom’s Spaghetti.

An avant garde abstract chef named Jackson Potluck.

I’m not putting out no personals ads, rejection from women I actually know is bad enough, strangers doing that would drive me into hermitous hiding, but if I wrote one it would read: “Will make you feel special in trade for the same.”

You should book Baby Jessica for a talk, I hear she grew up to be well-spoken.

A Western themed drag-queen and drag-queen performing combo called Cass Butchity and The Hotpants Kid.

If that movie with all the Bruce Springsteen songs in it had taken place in an IKEA, it could’ve been called “Bjorn In The USA” and it’s yet another reason why I should be in charge of things like that.