aug 22 in idea barrages
- Aug. 22, 2019, 12:35 a.m.
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The pirates raided the zoological research vessel with a hearty cry of CHIMPS AHOY!
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A mash-up of the Butthole Surfers’ song “Pepper” and the Soundgarden song “Black Hole Sun” called BUTTHOLE SUN.
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Send a friend the gift of rich eggy braided bread. Send a challahgram!
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Your country song about renegade bakery truckers will be called “Yeastbound and Down”.
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All I have of this rap parody is “Alice ain’t shit but Kiss My Grits, that’s what Flo says when Mel’s a dick” but it’s so perfect that I kinda just wanna leave it there.
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Sell German artisanal beer as “Hans crafted”.
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The Pope had a cannon fired at Martin Luther’s post-it notes, resulting in theses pieces.
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If I could just convince people that the little pouch on the outside of the kilt was called a caboodle, we could generate some really great “the whole kilt and caboodle” jokes but some dreams are just too big.
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