aug 22 in idea barrages

  • Aug. 22, 2019, 12:35 a.m.
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  1. The pirates raided the zoological research vessel with a hearty cry of CHIMPS AHOY!

  2. A mash-up of the Butthole Surfers’ song “Pepper” and the Soundgarden song “Black Hole Sun” called BUTTHOLE SUN.

  3. Send a friend the gift of rich eggy braided bread. Send a challahgram!

  4. Your country song about renegade bakery truckers will be called “Yeastbound and Down”.

  5. All I have of this rap parody is “Alice ain’t shit but Kiss My Grits, that’s what Flo says when Mel’s a dick” but it’s so perfect that I kinda just wanna leave it there.

  6. Sell German artisanal beer as “Hans crafted”.

  7. The Pope had a cannon fired at Martin Luther’s post-it notes, resulting in theses pieces.

  8. If I could just convince people that the little pouch on the outside of the kilt was called a caboodle, we could generate some really great “the whole kilt and caboodle” jokes but some dreams are just too big.


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