aug 21 in idea barrages

Oscar Meyer, upon witnessing his son Nathan’s murder: “Kahn’s!!!”

An ad using the song “I’ve got the world on a string” in an ad for tampons.

The key to understanding how I use social media is this: it’s not that I think everything I think is worth saving, it’s that I occasionally have a good idea but I have no idea what the good ideas are and the bad ideas are until a week later, so I save everything.

Gen X firefighter: “what’s going on with that five bedroom structure fire?” Millennial firefighter: “it’s lit fam”.

Brain: you have work at 10 AM tomorrow. Galaxy Brain at 2 AM: TIME TO WRITE YOUR SHORT STORY FOR THE WEEK, NO-SLEEP GUY.

If you’re a fan of south-central Asia, does that mean you stan for -stans?

I just realized Aquaman could have used his power to compel sea life to make Octomom get her life in order.

A stable of bad guy wrestlers in the WWE who are all too old to be in the business as full time performers anymore called The Old World Order.