aug 17 in idea barrages

Ken Griffey and Ken Griffey Junior both played major league baseball. The 2nd Ken was nicknamed “Junior”. We are only eight generations away from Ten Griffey.

“People murdering each other over whether you cut the crusts off your sandwiches makes at least a little more sense than murdering each other over religious differences,” he said, “because I can confirm that I have in my lifetime seen a sandwich.”

We will never know Dr. Who’s real name because of who will remain nameless.

If there has been rotating blades in the power core they threw the Emperor into, Luke totally could’a yelled “The Sith Has Hit The Fan!” as an action one-liner.

If I ever write a noir sort of thing, I would want to use the line “She had the kind of legs that made you think death by suffocation wouldn’t be such a bad way to go.”

Anxiety was positive once, when we were apes, it helped us hear food and predators, it helped us stay safe. Evolution, however, has not advanced as fast as civilization and we are left with the vestigial appendix, anxiety.

A head-canon where the Kool Aid Man was a victim of the curse in Beauty And The Beast but was only partially freed of it when Beauty succumbed to Stockholm Syndrome, breaking the curse, because of his crimes against walls, becoming man-sized but still a pitcher.

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