aug 14 in idea barrages

1.) Instead of asking other people to build an arts scene for you then enjoy the fruits of it, go out there, stick your head out and build one. If you wanna make a scene, you gotta make a scene.

2.) Maybe you aren’t a failure. Maybe you’re just the world’s oldest prodigy.

3.) They could have called “90 Day Fiancee” “Depressingly Desperate Scam Victims” and it woulda been the exact same show but more honest.

4.) A they might be giants remix called “Doge Culture Killed My Youth”.

5.) Every time I see an advertisement trying to be meme-y, I am more and more certain in my realization that irony was a mistake.

6.) Rational Mind: “You have to wake up at 830 to get ready for work.” Part Of The Mind Actually In Charge: “THE INTERNET NEEDS MORE PUNS.”

7.) It is my hope that after we’ve destroyed ourselves, as the alien sociologists sift through our ruins, they come to the conclusion the inventor of personal audio entertainment devices was either named Discman or Walkman. Bill Discman, maybe.

8.) If you don’t call your slip-in-your-pants butt enhancer “Miracle Rear” you have ruined it for all of us.