aug 10 in idea barrages

1.) Isn’t a wedding shower just a blender reveal party?

2.) A deepfake of the pope dancing around singing “Oh, me so holy, oh oh, me so holy, oh, me so holy, I bless you long time”.

3.) A television show about a bartender who solves crimes on the side called MUDDLER, SHE WROTE.

4.) A marauding band of vicious bards called Chaotic Evil Milk Hotel.

5.) The Dollar General is too used to the fancy treatment in the officer’s tent. We need, like, a Dollar Private 3rd Class.

6.) Yes, yes, we get it, it’s true, White Claw is lame because it’s like Zima and La Croix had a low-effort baby. But you’re burying the lede here: it is also lame because it sounds like the name of the most generic super-villain ever.

7.) Whenever I mention the Earth in conversation, I like to refer to it as “your homeworld” just to see if people are paying attention.

8.) There’s less money in telling people “don’t listen to anyone as your guru, not even me, you gotta find your path inside of you” than “I know everything & if you just give me money, you can too” even though it’s the former that’s true.