aug 9 in idea barrages

1.) Two. The answer is two. Exactly two angels can dance on the head of a pin. Any more than two and it would be a line-dance and angels are too cool for line-dancing.

2.) A youtube video putting the phrase “Satisfying” in its title is, ironically, one of the least satisfying things you can possibly see on youtube.

3.) 1:35AM. He realized that Slimer was the ghost of Mr. Potato Head.

4.) Name your guard dog Achilles, just for the “Achilles, HEEL!” pun.

5.) Your Zepplin parody about binge watching Cheers will definitely be based on Dancing Days.

6.) The saying should be “abstinence makes the church grow fondlers” really.

7.) The only possible Star Wars based Boz Scaggs parody is, of course, “Greedo Shuffle”.

8.) Kardashians are not birthed the way us base-line humans are born, rather than a vaginal birth or a c-section, Kardashians emerge from the mother’s khloeacea.