aug 2 in idea barrages

1.) An auteur is just a person that has found so much success in collaboration with others that they now get to pretend all those colloborations no longer happened. Did you see what happened to Star Wars when no one was left to tell George “no”?

2.) Salient Green is made out of meaningful and significant people! MEANINGFUL AND SIGNIFICANT PEOPLE!

3.) Why call it an automated train when you can call it “Electrical Engineering”?

4.) Maybe if people had asked Jeeves how he was doing now and again, we could still Ask Jeeves to this day.

5.) You know you’re living your best life when you’re not sure if you’ve done a parody of GNR’s Mr. Brownstone about Paula Poundstone or not.

6.) Emmet Otter’s Juggaloband Christmas would be a very different kind of holiday special.

7.) I would respect 90 Day Fiancee a bit more had they gone with the title International Date Line.

8.) If they make you censor nipples on social media, they should at least provide tiny googly eye gifs to plug in over the offending aerolae.