aug 1 in idea barrages

1.) The best idea for a Metallica parody is clearly “Pastor of Muppets”.

2.) If you put the members of Blues Traveler, Barenaked Ladies & Hootie and the Blowfish all in the same room at once, even they themselves would get confused as to who was who.

3.) You could easily mash up Prince’s “Let’s Go Crazy” and J Geils’ “Freeze Frame”.

4.) What measures liquid volume and is in a lifetime of crippling debt? A post-graduated cylinder.

5.) The Ka-CHURT of plugging into a live amp is just the guitar clearing its throat.

6.) Rumspringa keggers often end up pretty vomish.

7.) An astronaut lands on a planet ruled by the California Raisins and we call it PLANET OF THE GRAPES.

8.) Some day, they’ll analyze how reality TV lead up to this curdled hateful time the same way 20s German film’s symbology is analyzed as a precursor to the rise of fascism. The dreams we remember, in sleep or on screen, are just subconsciouses screaming back.