july capstone in idea barrages

1.) If there were a Sister Act Cinematic Universe fan convention, I hope they’d call it Sister Act Celebation.

2.) I mean, you COULD write a parody of “No Diggity” about Antigone. It would be madness, of course, but structurally it could work.

3.) I may just still be 12 years old on the inside but if you write your letter “F” weird and you write the word “Final” weird, I am still gonna laugh until I’m gasping for air.

4.) So I caught myself singing “Mama Ahab… Papa Ahab… God bless the child wounded by Mobe…”

5.) I just realized that you could totally get away with a deconstruction of Hamlet titled “Ghost Dad”.

6.) If it is ambiguous as to whether it is a ground-rule double or a home run, that’s what we call a schro-dinger, cats.

7.) I have to admit, I always had hoped “Normcore” was a punk sub-genre where all songs were inspired by Norm from CHEERS.

8.) Your nearly impenetrable novel about the lunacy of global warming denial will be called INCLIMATE JEST.