july 30 in idea barrages

1.) Since so many movie franchises are soft-rebooting with the children of the original protagonists getting the torch passed to them, I figure we could do, like, Ash’s daughter is AMY OF DARKNESS.

2.) Whenever I’ve played enough tabletop to feel okay playing a bard who is close to my actual personality, he’s gonna be a word bard who can’t play an instrument at all and his spell focus is gonna be a kazoo.

3.) It’s fun to mess with FALLOUT fans by calling the games’ mascot Vault Boy “Fallout Boy”.

4.) If you get no relevant results on an internet search, you are morally obligated to scream in a bad Austrian accent “THE GOOGLES DO NOTHING!”

5.) Your ranger or druid character will be called Sir Richard LeFleur but everyone will call him “Nature’s Boy”. If you multiclass or magic initiate into bard to get vicious mockery or cutting words and you just yell “Woo!” you get double points.

6.) In my dreams of late, I’m always losing my wallet and my phone but never my car keys. I doubt it takes a shrink or a mystic to see what my subconsciousness is telling me.

7.) At my least-healthy, I was 365 lbs. Just before my dad passed, I was 297. I went back up to 335 in the months of isolation & mourning. Today I’m 311 again but more muscle than I’ve had in 10 or 15 years. Life is a process.

8.) Your new eco-friendly bathroom system will be called “The Green Bidet”.