june 17 in idea barrages

1.) I mean, in the end, we get this little slice of being alive on the back of all the things that died to become our constituent parts. Ain’t no opting out of mortality after the fact. Enjoy it while you have it, a ride is defined by having a start and a finish.

2.) How you can call a bridge the “Throgs Neck Bridge” and not decorate it to look as though all the cars are driving over the corpse of a dead giant caveman, I will never know.

3.) AMERICAN TAIL 7: FIEVEL GOES GOTH

4.) While eating your affogato at a cafe, exclaim “I forgoto how good these are!”

5.) I think I’m gonna start referring to the fake president as AWAB - Assigned Wealthy At Birth.

6.) Certain potato sub-groups sound like marijuana strains. How did “Yukon Gold” get to the spuds before it got to the buds?

7.) CUBICLE WORK WAS AN INSIDE JOB

8.) If you’re hooked on thesauruses, you gotta go to Wordlovers Synonymous.