june 14 in idea barrages
- June 13, 2019, 7:12 a.m.
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1.) Now a parody about the obscure and terrible Zelda game for the Philips-CDi THE WAND OF GAMELON, to the tune of Steely Dan’s BABYLON SISTERS, that’d be so out there, I would barely get it even though I wrote it.
2.) Asked why they attempted an extinction of the skunk, the hunters refused to take blame, claiming they were merely following odors.
3.) Ken Burns’ COUNTRY MUSIC will be one 25-hour-long dramatic letter home, read by like Michael J Fox or Morgan Freeman, about how the writer lost his wife and his horse and his truck and his dog, over plaintive violin.
4.) It’s called Pyramid Scheme Sushi. It’s topped with lula roe.
5.) Getting a bunch of comments on your facebook update is very statusfying.
6.) The realization that Skeletor is the love child of Gargamel and Vanity Smurf.
7.) There’s no such thing as low lying fog. If fog isn’t low lying, it’s called “clouds”.
8.) On a sinking ship, you seep what you row.
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