june 7 in idea barrages

1.) I’m no sports scientist so I can’t say how much “advantage” an M-to-F person in women’s sport does or doesn’t have. What I CAN tell you is if you care so much about sport that you want to discriminate to make it “fair”, you care too much about sport and not enough about people.

2.) Years ago, a lifetime ago, I was going to start improv classes down in NYC with my girlfriend-at-the-time’s money. This week, I’m signing up for them in Utica on my own dime. Sometimes life’s okay, just the long way round.

3.) Your Youtube channel devoted to Outkast covers will be called “Description Box (And The Links Below)”.

4.) Even I can admit that a parody of “I’m Proud To Be An American” about the Gamorian guard in STAR WARS is a stupid idea.

5.) Writing in any particular instance for a specific audience is very difficult for me so, instead, I write so damned much that if I go back through all the stuff I’m trying to make, I can probably find a few things that could fit for anyone.

6.) You aren’t going to get many wins in 2019 with a starting line-up that includes Todd Frazier, Robbie Cano and Carlos Gomez. You’re just not, Mets, I’m sorry. You might be able to hide one of them but none of them are good anymore and that’s that.

7.) If you’re tired enough, you can look at a Swiffer Sweeper refill and think “that is the biggest maxi-pad I have ever seen” and it will take, like, ten seconds for you to realize that is an absurd thought.

8.) In Soviet Maudlin Country And Western Song, Tallahatchie Bridge Jumps Off YOU!