2/25 Barrage in idea barrages

1.) The actors could no longer make love without extensive role playing. They knew what this was. Thespian Bed Death.

2.) It's a stage version of the Nickelodeon teen-com HEY DUDE. It's called THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING ERNST.

3.) I wonder how often in Harry Potter rip-off stories the phrase "grand wizard" is used, not understanding its horrifying meaning in America.

4.) It's a roving gang of street micro-brewers. You can tell by the graffito tags that say "Yeastside".

5.) The 7-11 Corollary: the more you look like Kid Rock, the more likely you are to have attempted a convenience store robbery.

6.) I want Highlander themed birthday party favours that say "There Can Be Only FUN!"

7.) The GHOSTBUSTERS theme is basically an ode to rhetorical questions.

8.) Angrily forfeiting a video game to go watch WICKER MAN is called a Cage Quit.

9.) If we're gonna be stuck in these meat cages for a while, might as well have fun with them to the extent we can.

10.) Her expectations were precisely met. She was perfectly whelmed.

11.) The plan for dividing the paper into quarters was two-fold.