may5 in idea barrages

1.) The government can’t impinge upon your right to free speech. That’s it. That’s the first amendment. When you start riffing on how a private business like a social media website or a club or a venue or something owes you the same, you’re losing the plot.

2.) I mean, yeah, we could write a parody of Roy Orbison’s “Crying” about wizards called “Scrying”. We could in theory do that.

3.) The 2019 NBA and NHL playoffs feel like they will end around the summer of 2021.

4.) Your film about bringing down a terrorist organization via facebook catfishing will be called “Zero Dark Thirsty”.

5.) Metal and getting old are similar in that they both beat the alternative.

6.) I had another dream about someone trying to escape a series of nested virtual reality traps, every level of escape, the protagonist’s identity became less and less like mine.

7.) Her crusade against students cutting calass got her dubbed “the absence-minded professor”.

8.) Yes, they had defeated the vampire but it left them exhausted and depleted when they stumbled over a mob of Bavarian zombies celebrating Oktoberflesh. Things looked like they were about to go from Vlad to wurst.