apr28 in idea barrages

1.) The memoir of your time working as a maid at Paisley Park will be called “Dusting For Prince”.

2.) It’s like “The Shaggy Dog” except he turns into a sheep instead and it’s called “Your Bleating Heart”.

3.) A really over the top staging of it could reasonably called The Important Of Being Earnest Goes To Camp.

4.) My favourite ideas for parodies always turn out to be completely culturally incomprehensible by the time I come up with them, like Peter Gabriel’s “Biko” but about the mythical land of Meepos from “Perfect Strangers”.

5.) I want the final Pokemon story to be called “Twilight of the Pokemon” so that at some point we can get around to the tagline “Gotta Dammerung, Pokemon!”

6.) A luchadore that every Christmas leaves toys for all the good little technicos and coal for all the bad little rudos called El Santo Claus.

7.) A Jedi detective people refer to as “No Sith Sherlock”.

8.) My go-to fake spoiler for Endgame is that it turns out Aunt May is actually a doctor at a rundown hospital in Boston and Peter imagined this all while staring into a snowglobe.