apr21 in idea barrages

1.) Humanity’s greatest skill, what arguably “separates” us from other animals, is our ability to apt to what there is to adapt to, to change our tools, our thinking, ourselves to new situations. Conservatism only serves to preserve old structures that no longer work for those born into the past’s largess.

2.) Gotta love all the Q-Anon spacecases & Alex Jones cultists who honestly believed the Mueller Report was going to be about Sec. Clinton & Pres. Obama in lizard-alien-pizza sex cults, their fool hearts dashed on the rocks of truth.

3.) These people, they’re not deconstructing the idea of truth to make an artistic point or a philosophical point about the nature of truth, they tear truth down to create a vacuum wherein their lies can live unassailed and strong. Know the difference.

4.) If you can confuse “these crimes this person did would be difficult to prosecute because they were committed circuitously” with “this person is innocent” you have some weapons grade cognitive dissonance.

5.) Your Mongolian Throat Singing album of Billy Joel covers must involve the line “A cattle yak-yak-yak-yak-yak-yak-yak”.

6.) Obedience trainer, heel thyself.

7.) Found a bar knife from a show where I did my “Lemons” bit in my car that I accidentally took home but the bar closed down and I guess I have a bartender’s knife now.

8.) The next full moon is The Moon Moon, the rarest of all Full Moons, the Full Moon that doesn’t have a fake quasi-mystical name like Super Moon to get people to click social media articles about it.

9.) Peter swore he’d never deny Jesus. “I’m never going give you up,” he told The Son, “I’m never going to let you down, I’m never going to run around and desert you.” But by the time the rooster crowed he realized, he’d cockrolled himself.

10.) Today is the New Years Eve of smoking reefers, amateur hour. If you are a hardcore stoner, this is your one day to just, like, do crossword puzzles and stay down.