2/21 Barrage in idea barrages

1.) snarkasm: enthusiasm that becomes retroactively either sincere or mocking depending on whichever makes the snarker look better

2.) If I was falsely imprisoned, I'd change my last name to Gluten in hopes of getting some cross-promotion for my cause.

3.) Now is the new Future.

4.) Hope without doubt is madness. Doubt without hope is death. May hope be your sword and doubt be your shield.

5.) Edison was close. This life is 1% inspiration, 99% desperation.

6.) I don't just need sleep, I need a hard reboot. Save then hold in power and re-set at the same time for the NES that's my mind.

7.) Green Day's hit album was really just a re-skin of Dookie Dookie Panic.

8.) The internet abbreviation "TTYS" for "talk to you soon" always reads to me like someone yelling "titties!"

9.) Spend time in LA & the worst pizza in Utica will taste like manna. Spend time in NYC & the best pizza in Utica will taste like cardboard.

10.) I wonder how much of love is about both people treating each other really nicely until it becomes a habit and it forms a bond of mutual gratitude between them. It wouldn't be the worst thing. It wouldn't be the worst thing at all.