apr10 in idea barrages

1.) A parody of “Jolene” about how gross poutine is? “Poutine, poutine, pou-tine, POU-TINE, why use gravy to ruin good cheese fries?”

2.) A pro-vax rap about measles vaccinations to the tune of the old novelty rap hit “Pop Goes The Weasel” by 3rd Bass?

3.) “Skydiving” is a hell of a polite way to position going up into the air for death practice.

4.) No, the MOST obscure parody I would ever write would be to the tune of the Ben Folds Five song “Jackson Cannery” and be about an undead lich’s phylactery.

5.) If you’re running around unironically referring to yourself as an “alpha” you definitely have no idea how to actually lead other human beings.

6.) If you really want to stand out in the hardcore or metal scene, your band’s logo should be in like Times New Roman or Courier. You will stand the HELL out.

7.) Dankenstein wasn’t the monster hybrid strain of marijuana, Dankenstein was the mad botanist that created it.

8.) The Insane Clown Posse’s statement on magnets was predictably polarizing.