apr8 in idea barrages

1.) Why call it Italian red wine when you can call it “Naples Syrup”?

2.) Put Schrodinger’s cat and Pavlov’s dog together and every time a bell rings, maybe you die.

3.) You will perform metal songs as showtunes under the name Celine Dio.

4.) It turns out that Spock and Kirk’s fan-shipping portmanteau is “Spirk” as opposed to “Kock” and… they seem to have really missed a trick there.

5.) Donating enough money to Emory University to get on the Emory Board might be worth the pun.

6.) I mean, probably someone has done a zombie romance called “Romero and Juliet” but that doesn’t mean that I didn’t just come up with the idea independently tonight.

7.) Then there is, of course, the classic by Sid and Marty Lovecrofft “H.R. Puff’n’glgh’ft”.

8.) When you truly embrace that every key-click into social media is just the fevered activation of a communal Skinner Box that will never bring you the joy you need, oh man, that’s when it gets really interesting. You can’t stop, of course, but it gets interesting.