apr5 in idea barrages

1.) If Persephone had thrown up in an attempt to not be trapped in the underworld by Hades, would that be “vomegranate”?

2.) Count Von Count’s here to do two things: kick ass and take numbers. And he’s all outta ass.

3.) The plural of “pierogi” is actually just “pierogi”, not “pierogies” but we can all agree that “pierogii” would be funnier.

4.) Today, I’ve been singing “My Funny Valentine” as “My Funny Alibi” and I’m not even sure why.

5.) The liminal space between the work, the shoot and the worked shoot is not just pro-wrestling’s story, it’s America’s story. Erasing the already blurred lines between truth, fiction and real events fictified after the fact is our culture’s legacy.

6.) The street sign said “Steel Plate On Pavement” and I thought to myself, yeah, street, that’s how I feel as well.

7.) Stuck in traffic behind the vanity plate “Messiah1” and realized how many different ways it must be dangerous to be near a car piloted by a human who’d make that choice consciously.

8.) Your punk band will be called Public Displays of Infection.