mar27 in idea barrages

1.) Does the worm in a tequila bottle violate Lenten Friday laws?

2.) The more fictional the story, the more you can actually talk about the raw feelings of your life, without feeling like a melodramatic old git.

3.) A 2-D platformer version of Leisure Suit Larry called SUPER LOTHARIO BROTHERS.

4.) I hope the next trend in upper middle class white people making up new names for their kids will be, like, a faux-old-timey thing. Names like Jeffadiah. Stevzicial. Thomence.

5.) Eventually, all the superhero porno parodies will crossover into a Skinematic Universe.

6.) As a lesser form of attack, the Enterprise can deploy its Detractor Beam, which just makes the Klingons feel really bad about their accomplishments.

7.) I always thought “get behind me, Satan!” always sounded like a pick-up line.

8.) Look on yourself as if someone else’s invention with unknown intentions. You don’t have the instruction manual so you have to step back & consider, what could this thing have been intended to be? What does it turn out to be good at? Then do that.