mar19 in idea barrages

1.) The water on the ground isn’t frozen, the water in my blood should be just fine too, no jacket required.

2.) SHE HAD A RASPBERRY BIDET, THE KIND THAT YOU GET IN A FANCY HOTEL

3.) What does it even mean to write fictionally of magic now, after two years under the boot of a hoaxed presidency? The wrong kinds of magic have proven to be worse than reality, after all. The very act of pretending tastes like ashes in the mouth, these mad days.

4.) A marital aid can be a perpetual motion machine if it’s sexually-charged.

5.) I imagine Cmndr. Riker owning a braille tee-shirt that says “If You Can Read This, Read All The Way To The Bottom Of The Page”. I can imagine it’s the first joke Data ever saw & that’s actually why he’ll never understand humor.

6.) If you’re gonna have a cover band, at least have some fun with it and call your group “The Original Artists”.

7.) The older I get, the more I’m filled with ghosts but also the more of them that turn out to be friendly.

8.) Overly well researched fiction allows the reader to dangerously imagine truths into it that do not exist. I’m not being lazy, you see, I’m just battling against our current hoax-driven media landscape.

9.) The way Bernie-Deadenders are jumping on confecting reasons to hate Democratic presidential candidates the moment they declare, it’s almost like they realize Sanders could only win a national nomination if no one else was allowed to run.