2/18 Barrage in idea barrages

1.) Reverence is the death of comedy.

2.) Nothing screams "cultural relevance" like U2. If it is twenty years ago and you are A Boring Person.

3.) They're a frat that initiates via drinking goat blood. They're chupacabros.

4.) Skulls and drunkenness and loud growling, cannot tell the pirates from the heavy metal bands.

5.) You know what's worse than a case of mono? A case of Bono.

6.) I wonder if some day we'll have Sociative Disorder for those of us who can't compartmentalize the pieces of our lives into separate boxes.

7.) Were I to become unhaunted by the past I wouldn't know what to do w/ all the empty space left in my head. Rent it out I s'pose.

8.) 83% of all humans are terrible. 83% of all genders, races, creeds, orientations, everything. It helps to remember this.