mar9 in idea barrages

1.) Your Elton John parody about Star Trek Discovery will involve the line “I remember when Spock was young, he and Burnham had so much fun”.

2.) You gotta czech yourself before you wzech yourself.

3.) The day you realize that the Flyers’ mascot Gritty is the son of the two muppets Sweetums and Animal is the day you grow up.

4.) You could staff your ice cream factory with convicts from the prison next door and call your company “Guilty Pleasures” but, ironically, it would be in poor taste.

5.) The best way to make it big as a poet, he told her, is to make it big as something else first then publish your poetry. “People may actually buy it, then.”

6.) If Storm got bitten by a werewolf but also kept her weather powers, Airwolf would by far be the best name for the character.

7.) If you take your self-loathing and project it onto the world than project that back onto yourself, over and over, you can fold yourself a sixty-layer katana of bitterness, the concentric rings of fearful dread like an everlasting Gobstopper of impotent rage.

8.) If you need a new lens to view Terminator 2 through, watch the entire film with this thought in your head: “Eight Eddie Furlongs equal one Eddie Mile”.