mar5 in idea barrages

1.) I feel like if we can just hold onto this civilization long enough to get around to Sacha Baron Cohen starring in a Tony Shalhoub bio-pic, that will be the needed thing to pull us all back together.

2.) They will need to rent a large college football field for the first 2020 Democratic debate. Not for the spectators, mind you, just to hold all the declared candidates in one place.

3.) If remixes of any 8-bit game music is “chip tunes” if you use Donkey Kong specifically, is that “chimp tunes”?

4.) Being a librarian takes great amounts of shelf-control.

5.) A parody of “Muskrat Love” about furries called “Mascot Love” would be legally-actionable as a war crime at The Hague.

6.) A sports car that runs on hazelnut oil called The Ferrari Rocher.

7.) FOUR YEARS LATER I finally realize I should add a “Cross/Croissant” thing to my “Comparing Jesus and The Pilsbury Doughboy” bit. It’s like there are these deep sub-routines, still running in the background, creating stupid things.

8.) The greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing us that Applebees and Chilis are different places.