2/17 Barrage Part 2 in idea barrages

1.) I'm 310 pounds of sexy in a 250 pound bag, I say.

2.) "...and when you saw only one set of footprints, that's when I jumped on your shoulders and had a chicken fight with the Devil for fun."

3.) the inelegant never forget.

4.) They all think their goddamned 80s remakes are great ideas and they all end up January/February dumps. They just. Don't. Learn.

5.) Disappointed to find the room filled with mostly other boy dogs, he loudly complained that it was a real snausage party.

6.) She took out all her frustrations with the WILLY WONKA remake, perhaps unfairly, on her voodoo Dahl.

7.) Four straight hours of meditation trying to process a night of confusing nightmares. Only did so much.

8.) A full translation of the Necronomicon was published under the title EAT PRAY LOVE.