feb24 in idea barrages

1.) Clearly we need a corporate merger so that there can be a “Bed Bath Body Works And Beyond”.

2.) Every time you think that the main guys for the New England Patriots couldn’t be worse venial scumbag low-ass phony neo-fascist-cheerleader confidence artists, they do something even worse.

3.) Dessert with tapas should be called “battamas”.

4.) They should have a car called the Yoself, like the Ford Yoself or the Toyota Yoself, so that you could tell people who don’t take care of their cars well “you better check Yoself before you wreck Yoself”.

5.) Everyone wants to know who let the dogs out, I just want to make sure they get back in before it’s too cold in the later evening.

6.) A great name for a band that would sadly get you sued by two different mega-corporations would be “Instagram Moff Tarkin”.

7.) An even better name for a band would be “Cher Guevara”, though. Imagine the tee-shirts!

8.) and the neckbeard said trilby/you’re a fine hat/all my LARP friends would adore ya/but m’life m’love and m’lady’s/this fedora

9.) Your nom-de-plume as a weird movie reviewer will be “Benicio del Torgo”.

10.) Now as for The Mossman Prophecies, all they said was “the messiah will smell like one of those tree air fresheners in a car.”

11.) Frankie “Neckbolt” Stenio was actually the name of doctor, not the name of Frankie Stenio’s mobster.

12.) If Batman died and went to hell, it’d probably look a lot like McDonaldland. Always sunny, brightly coloured, ravaged by a thief everyone just laughs off and ruled over by a sinister clown.

13.) Today’s song for Ollie to the tune of HOT BLOODED: “I’m a FAT DOGGY, chicken for me, give me two pieces, no a hundred and three, come on humans, help me get really fat, FAT DOGGY, FAT DOGGY”

14.) They’re telling us “Death Before Devaluation Of Our Stocks” and we have to tell them, “No, Other Way Around”.