2/17 Barrage in idea barrages

1.) The Pillsbury Doughboy arrested for the soliciation of doughnut hos.

2.) You can play Hide And Go Seek with the universe all you like. When you open up your eyes again, there is it. It's like it's not even trying.

3.) Everything that starts w/ a vision will end w/ a cash grab once the original creators are gone. Cable channel. Religion. All the same thing.

4.) "If Loki and Pee-Wee Herman had a kid" is a strange look to go for but goddamn if Johnny Weir hasn't pulled it off well.

5.) A parody of OPP about video game NPCs?

6.) Oh boy. "Poops, I Did It Again" is basically my best parody idea in years.

7.) A version of George of the Jungle about hipster indie rock would have to involve the line "Watch Out For That Twee!"

8.) Only on the internet can you stand up for someone else's dignity whereupon people will yell "UR JUST A WHITE KNIGHT TRYIN 2 GET LAID LOL".

9.) Mash-up idea: "dr dr gimmie the news" vs "i saw you standing there"

10.) Mash-up idea: "i want you to want me" vs "ballroom blitz"

11.) Mash-up idea: "fake plastic trees" vs "somewhere over the rainbow"

12.) Jesus Christ peddling a health-food infomercial juicer with the slogan "Get Juicified!"

13.) Two bats, flying to Las Vegas high as hell, frantically hallucinating attacking flocks of human beings.

14.) Nothing is sacred except our fumbling stumbling attempts at forging a shared human dignity. Let's focus on that one.

15.) I fear that in becoming the Fox News Liberal for Theological Crazytown, Nye's changing no minds and just getting them attention.

16.) I don't believe in that "pretend you're the thing you want to be" jazz. Ain't my style. I'd rather work toward actually being it.

17.) Seems odd, natural selection being driven now by beneficial bank codes instead of beneficial genetic codes. Seems like that'll backfire.

18.) if you won't grant us patrons/at least grant us some Patron/stiff drinks to soften these nights/composing alone

19.) here I sit/broken-hearted/still feel young/like I just started

20.) It is just so difficult to just be alive, man, it hurts so much sometimes. Just by being around to read this, you prove you are a hero.