fe12 in idea barrages

1.) If you give out Necco Wafers dressed as Tim Curry, it is a chalky horror picture show.

2.) Entropy and Order are the Thermodynamic Duo.

3.) A great name for a book about the way media forces false manufactured nostalgias upon us would be “The Way We Weren’t”.

4.) Maybe Steve Rogers will die in ENDGAME and the Hulk will replace him as Star-Spangled Banner.

5.) Today’s song for the dog is to the tune of “Bacon Pancakes” and goes “Makin’ pee-pees, Ollie’s makin’ pee-pees, you take the Ollie and you make him make the pee-pees, in the side-yard, that’s where it’s gonna be, Ollie pee-peeeeee…”

6.) One of Post Malone’s superpowers is that he cuts the power to all live musical instruments within a 50 foot radius. Even non-amplied instruments like drums or acoustic guitars. It is one of the Mysteries of Post Malone.

7.) The good news for my social friends is that as we get closer to Baseball, I will be bloviating about politics less. The bad news is that I will be bloviating about how I am absolutely certain that I know better than the Mets GM at all times. Pick your poison.

8.) Your mission is as follows: whenever the Disney film FROZEN is mentioned, act like you think they mean the Pauly Shore film ENCINO MAN and see how long it takes for people to catch on.