fe8 in idea barrages

1.) Gertrudestein was the author, her baffling support of fascist governments was Gertrudestein’s monster.

2.) If you have to go to the electric chair, request the last meal of a bag of popcorn kernels and a cup of canola oil. Go out on a smile!

3.) Why wasn’t there a sequel about Jack Black teaching a nursing home to rock called SCHOOL OF ROCK OF AGES?

4.) It is law that anything Eric Stoltz is doing, Michael J Fox can replace him whenever he wants. Back to the Future set the legal precedent and, boy howdy, did it piss him off during his honeymoon.

5.) The secret to public access television is that, like, 83% of it was people realizing that the best way to trick people into witnessing your fetishes is to pretend they are performance art about Something Important.

6.) If you’re trying to get pregnant, do you track your ovulations with an egg timer?

7.) “It’s not your job to save me,” she said. “Can it at least be my hobby?” he asked.

8.) I honestly have dreams sometimes when I allow myself the carbohydrate “Decadence” of a piece of toast and then I wake up feeling guilty.

9.) Step 1: in October, buy a bunch of cheap gin. Step 2: Re-label it “Limited Edition Christmas Tree flavoured Vodka”. Step 3: Sell it at three times mark-up after Thanksgiving.

10.) If you are new to cattle roping, it is literally your first rodeo.

11.) I know that “Archiekins” was a long standing nickname in the Archie history but whenever I hear it, I imagine it as a term used on Tumblr for people who spiritually identify as Archie Andrews.