fe6 in idea barrages

1.) There are very few people I would wish to burden with the terrifying complex nightmares I have when sick. Endless cycles of suffering and reality breaking down, only for the next level of reality to be just as frightening and bewildering after that.

2.) In our science fiction dystopias, we figured the police, military & big business would be spying on us and killing us at least with satellites and lasers and stuff. In our timeline, they can do it but with little toy helicopters. Even our oppression is boring.

3.) Why call it “in vitro fertilization” when you could call it “synchronized swimmers”?

4.) The song “Jolene” is a lot more fun when you pretend that Jolene is what the dude calls his beloved truck.

5.) Forgive me if I don’t listen to Mussolini’s speech or Sanders’ speech demanding we split the left with overpromises, keeping Mussolini in power in perpetuity. I’ve seen this movie, I know what happens. At least my Mets being stuck in an infinite loop of failure is FUNNY.

6.) Watching CHOPPED instead of Chancellor Palpatine’s address and the fact they have to end every response to the judges with a reiteration of their Inspirational Sob Story instead of talking about the dish, I don’t know, it kind of insults the audience’s intelligence, yeah?

7.) If you really think about it, what was LET’S MAKE A DEAL but a daily blender reveal party?

8.) Remember, the people who say “you can’t just run anti-Trump” ignore the fact that most of the Blue Wave was… running moderates anti-Trump, full stop. They cling to the fantasy that a revolution can be pulled out of the Trump disaster & prolong it in their flailings.