de24 in idea barrages

1.) Part of me wants to point out that “Boot Scootin’ Boogie” is kind of the same song as the theme to “The Nanny” but another part of me wants to write a parody about Trump’s appease Putin boogie.

2.) The interesting thing about the internet is seeing people reminisce about being teenagers in 2010 and thinking “thank God I was already old then”.

3.) A cover of Steve Miller’s “Abracadabra” by ABBA or a cover of the Genesis song “Abacab”. Either way, I’d be good with the pun.

4.) Rick Sanchez, unable to decide on his order at a restaurant and screaming “I’M FICKLE RICK!”

5.) Conan Mumford the Hipster Barbarian drinks a lot of krombucha.

6.) In your USUAL Hallmark movie, the high-powered female executive back in her hometown for Christmas would meet a blue collar hunk with a dog who makes her want to give up the city and make babies. But in THIS ONE, he has TWO DOGS.

7.) I wonder how long the Bowie estate will hold out until someone needs the money enough to sell the rights to “All The Young Dudes” for an Aldis ad.

8.) If you think I’m not singing “Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer” to the dog as “Ollie The Obese Otter”, you know neither myself nor OIlie very well.

9.) Sometimes you gotta leave The Hinterlands if you wanna get a clue.

10.) PROCTOLOGY WAS AN INSIDE JOB.

11.) Probably the universe is filled with intelligent life but every time a species gets around to faster-than-light technology, someone weaponizes the whole “infinite mass” thing for a war, destroying their whole planet so we never hear from them.

12.) I mean, yeah, if you have sex with a safe, you’re not gonna get pregnant or get it pregnant. You’re probably also not going to get V.D. from one either, unless someone also had sex with that safe very recently.

13.) I don’t know anything about Carrottop’s personal life but if he dates men, I hope his boyfriend is called Carrotbottom.

14.) I wonder how quickly the royal guard would stop you if you went up to Kate Upton and started singing “Upton Funk” or “Upton Girl”. Similar to the Scientology Centre and “Uptown Terl”, I suppose.

15.) Go out to spread some holiday cheer, come back, the dog has left me a big old present on the kitchen floor. Merry Christmas, Ollie.