2/11 Barrage in idea barrages

1.) A cross between a tambourine and brass knuckles, somehow.

2.) All placed up and nothing to dress for.

3.) A story where it turns out the super-villains are the real heroes, there to distract overpowered heroes from becoming extremists.

4.) Sometimes I save up my lotto tickets for a month or two so when I do check I have a $1 or $2 winner in there & feel less stupid.

5.) Maybe life didn't pass you by. Maybe you lapped it and now you have to rest and let it catch up.

6.) PRO-TIP: since no one actually uses McDonald's wifi & they only have it to feign cultural relevance it's usually a fast connection.

7.) Making money off your passion is awesome but every moment spent on ROI or SRO is a moment not spent on the actual art or craft.

8.) I want a children's hip hop act called "Roy G Biv DeVoe" and I want it NOW.