d22 in idea barrages

1.) At Christmas for Dark Crystal fans, it’s Gelfling on a Shelfling.

2.) Xeljanz (tofacitinib) is a rare drug in that both its brand name AND its generic name BOTH sound like the names of NPR correspondents. “In Boston, Xeli Janz”. “From NPR West, Tofa Citinib”.

3.) Don’t build your house out of rocks from a gold mine, some of them aren’t lode-bearing.

4.) Your movie about the last police officer after civilization falls will be called ACOPALYPSE NOW.

5.) To this day, it still bothers me that the cover to Aerosmith’s album PERMANENT VACATION wasn’t just the band sitting on the beach, drinking martinis, all of them wearing curly-hair wigs.

6.) I mean, yeah, I was singing a version of the He-Man theme about Star Trek’s Scotty, James Doohan. “Doo-HAN, DUN-DUN D-DUH-DUN-DUN-DUN, Doo-HAN, DUN-DUN D-DUH-DUN-DUN-DUN.”

7.) She chided the wizard at the edge of town, “Shaman you!”

8.) REAL TALK: the instrumental tracks of Dust In The Wind are actually pretty Christmassy.