de14 in idea barrages

1.) I’d rather work on a world where people are more humane than spend my time complaining that people looking for safe-spaces from the inhumane are “weak”. They’re not weak or sheltered, they just don’t wanna put up with the vindictively cruel. Let’s change THEM instead.

2.) “Your generation was ruined by participation trophies!” says the previous generation, their parents who bought them all participation trophies as kids, so that they could absorb that attention by proxy.

3.) The best mash-up of a repellent right-wing politician and a film character nostalgic for my generation is, of course, Marco Rufio.

4.) BONUS SINGING TO PETS: I sometimes sing to the cat too, am currently singing the “na-na n-na-na-na” part for Lovin’ Touchin’ Squeezin’ to Felix as “meow-meow m-meow-meow-meow”.

5.) A gender reveal party where the middle of the cake is a guitar amplifier, everyone’s confused until the “g” falls off the sign to reveal the word “Fender” and then the pregnant woman deafens the room with a SICK speed metal solo.

6.) “At first, Jor-El/tried to warn them of things” is all I have of a parody for “The First Noel” about Superman’s dad but I fear there would be diminishing returns afterward anyway.

7.) A story about a rogue A.I. taking over Disneyland, locking it down and tormenting all who did not immediately escape called “I Have No Mouse And I Must Scream”.

8.) The best mash-up of Star Wars When It Was Good and Saturday Night Live When It Was Good is, of course, Father Greedo Sarducchi.

9.) “I dunno, Doctor,” he told her, “I’m feeling salty most of the day, there’s never enough thyme, I’m even having trouble with cumin…” After scribbling that all down, she responded “I think you may have seasonal depression.”

10.) MAKIN’ STORE-BOUGHT BISCUITS, IT’S ALL RIGHT, MAKIN’ STORE-BOUGHT BISCUITS AND BAKIN’ OVERTIME, BAKE OUT!

11.) Saying dogs are better than cats or cats are better than dogs, either way, it’s a specist argument.

12.) A mash up of Bowie’s Modern Love and Loggins’ I’m All Right?