de9 in idea barrages

1.) Iron Man and Thor settle their differences with Thanos over beers and wings, enjoying a broadcast of space-football in a bar somewhere, in AVENGERS: FRIENDGAME.

2.) An Eagles track called “Wasted Time”, ah, but I am redundant.

3.) Oh, you start with Hamburger Helper but eventually you move on to Hamburger Enabler then one day you wake up and you’re entirely Hamburger Co-Dependent.

4.) A rapping psychologist named Young Jung.

5.) I often think around the holidays how much more good we could do with charity in an America with socialized medicine. So much of our charity goes toward trying to save people who suffer from expensive diseases, imagine that all freed up to do other good things.

6.) If the Republican 2020 pitch turns out to be “Don’t worry about us, we’re just like grammar Nazis but about ethnicity!” the New York Times would still minimize the implications.

7.) Your Cyndi Lauper parody about Battlefield Earth will be called “Terl’s Just Gotta Have Fun”.

8.) You could tell God was nearing the deadline when the opossum was on the drawing board. “Kind of a rat cat… with a monkey tail… and a pouch. Okay, done, look, we have to move on here.”

9.) Wild idea, maybe instead of jumping to defend a creepy song because it gives you the nostals, consider that it clearly hurts a lot of people & just let it die for their sake, out of kindness.

10.) The downside to proving your fame evergreen, that you will stay renowned despite the wax and wane of tidal fads, that you will get more than fifteen minutes in the sun is that, the moment this is written in stone, you will have to do credit card ads for the rest of your life.

11.) Any time I see a convention hall referred to as an “exposition centre” I imagine that when I enter the building, it will quickly explain all of its backstory to me.

12.) The opposite of solidarity is liquidation.

13.) Astonished that KISS never tried licensing a Chinese restaurant chain called “Detroit Wok City”.

14.) He’d put on a frilly little French thing to clean his house, he was truly a self-maid man.

15.) Step 1: give the cat some cat treats. Step 2: put a few on top of the dog’s food. Step 3: watch the dog refuse to eat the ones on top of his own food’s but fight to eat the cat’s share. Step 4: remember the dog is a weird jerk.

16.) Intelligence is knowing Frankenstein was the doctor, Wisdom is knowing the doctor WAS the monster, Charisma is knowing not to be pedantic about Frankenstein, Constitution is the ability to endure someone being pedantic about Frankenstein.