de8 in idea barrages

1.) A certain kind of snow, powdery & light but ceaseless, slow but seemingly endless, like it will never stop, like God has realized the mistake of this planet, of the human race and has decided to simply bury the evidence. That’s the kind of snow tonight.

2.) The computer models confirm: the easiest way to prevent The Trump Timeline via time-travel is to go back & make the Star Wars prequels not-terrible. Turns out they sewed just enough bitterness, cynicism & regret into a generation to make all this horror possible.

3.) It helps you set up for failure in dozens of ways, however you may want to screw up, it is there to help, it is truly futilitarian.

4.) I can’t get through a watch of INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE because I keep cracking up at internally calling one of the actors “Vlad Pitt”.

5.) Today’s song for Ollie is to the tune of Frank Zappa’s “Catholic Girls” about FAT LI-TTLE DOGS.

6.) Today I found out that “ham balls” exists and also that it is a terrible Midwestern dish as opposed to an unfortunate venereal disease contracted by Kermit the Frog.

7.) If we ate pig on Thanksgiving instead of turkey, the president could provide Hamnesty instead.

8.) A Belle & Sebastian holiday album called “Oh Christmas Twee”.