2/10 Barrage in idea barrages

1.) I'm wonderful at advice for anyone except myself. It's some kind of self-reflective Cassandra Complex, I guess.

2.) A fat hairy Aerosmith cover band called Bearosmith.

3.) Fate is just confirmation bias in a fancy suit.

4.) When did "samey" become a widespread accepted variation on "same"? I feel like it snuck up on me.

5.) I still like to pretend that when people say they're "really anal" about something, it means they're so angry they soil themselves.

6.) The idea of Dorothy taking the wrong road and ending up in the Emeril City tickles the imagination.

7.) Men women both if you're only gonna give folk with conventional model looks a chance you're either gonna end up with a conceited partner or end up alone. Give real people a chance.

8.) I sure hope there were reviews of the WATCHMEN movie with the headline "Who Botches The Watchmen?"

9.) What do you do to a pirate who nearly drowned? CPRrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

10.) The new Tonight Show will do better in the ratings because we'll know when to laugh because Fallon will be laughing at all his own jokes.

11.) Destiny's just luck as seen through a sepia Instagram filter.