nov4 in idea barrages

1.) Why billionaires waste their fortunes on political grudges instead of, like, paying to have the Dudley Moore film ARTHUR remade with the characters from the PBS kids show ARTHUR is beyond me.

2.) If you die a hero astronaut, do you get an orbituary?

3.) I think from now on, if anyone asks me if I think I’m handsome, I’ll say “I’m definitely a comic-book-show 8.”

4.) The hardest year of my life, tremendous loss, fear and pain, no dayjob to frame it, no romance to redeem it but I have had my family, my friends and performance to help me through and I want to say that I am thankful for you.

5.) In a world where the internet is obsessed with dogs so ugly it comes back around to cute, our Ollie is cursed with being unironically cute. Poor little dude.

6.) Every kid of every sexuality walked out of Labyrinth with either a crush on Connelly or a crush on Bowie, if not both, it is A Law.

7.) How to make the Mets a contender (if they’d spend money): sign Machado, sign Grandal, call up Alonzo, sign the best closer on the market, sign two good set-up men, cut Vargas, cut Swarziak, cut Frazier, bench Bruce, sign a 5th starter & a back-up SS. Easy, if they’d spend money.

8.) They say the devil’s at the crossroads, they say that God will stop at the city’s edge, they say the headless horseman stops after the bridge, the code is hidden in the crosswords, the truth is on the ledge and you can’t start living ‘til someone’s left you for dead.