oc23 in idea barrages

1.) Difficult watching Dr. Who without my pop tonight. Had to tap out, do some cleaning to try and pull myself together.

2.) I feel like Equestrian events would be 500% more popular if they were instead called Obstacle Horse.

3.) Your Nine Inch Nails song about a reverse-centaur will be called HEAD LIKE A HORSE.

4.) Wastin’ away again with bean-burrito-bowl, can’t have carbs but at least… I can add salt… some people say that it’s the gluten to blame… but I know… it’s the sugar’s fault

5.) “I couldn’t been queen of the hive but it wasn’t worth the work” she bumblehagged.

6.) The day it was revealed NASCAR was actually a prank millions played on the rest of the world, one of them noted “We really figured you’d catch on when we named a driver Dick Trickle.”

7.) Why does facebook want to give me ads for fancy-ass fine dining centrepieces? What in the name of heaven about my activity would suggest I’m in that kind of market?

8.) There need to be edible googly eyes. You can make clear things outta sugar, get that done. Revolutionize weird candies.

9.) Wisdom is actually a readily-available commodity. The application of wisdom, however, is what’s rare as hell.

10.) It’s fun thinking that Darth Vader’s theme is so bassy because he battles the Treble Alliance.

11.) “If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best” is so weird. We’re all pretty messed up humans, we all fit together in different combinations, it’s not a value judgement, it’s just what pairs work better together.

12.) Cutting taxes on the wealthy doesn’t spur business, they don’t put it back into their business, they either tuck it away, buy luxuries where the money doesn’t go back into the community or use it to hire more lawyers to dodge more tax.

13.) “Technically, you can call it BIG BANG THEORY because that’s the title but really you should call it CHUCK LORRE’S MONSTER.” “Yeah, but if you think about it, Chuck Lorre is the REAL monster.”

14.) The man trying to sell the old Garfield mug for four dollars didn’t know that I was the only person within 3000 miles who would even pay two, only as an in-joke with my brother, so now he will cart it from flea market to flea market until the stars go out.

15.) The table had a glass I would’ve paid two or three dollars for, as a small gift to a friend, the guy says “Ten but I could go eight.” Two tables over, in slightly better condition, the same glass in their “one-dollar” section. Flea markets are so weird.

16.) We all have something in us that makes us different or outcast in some way, it’s how we learn to accept it in others too. That’s why it’s there, to teach you that we’re all just limping through this thing together.

17.) Every time someone talks about the pop singer Drake, I hope they’re going to be talking about Drake Mallard, the barely-secret identity of Darkwing Duck, and I am endlessly disappointed.

18.) It still bothers me that Two-Face’s name is Harvey and The Penguin’s name is Oswald but there’s no major Batman villain named Lee.