oc20 in idea barrages

1.) Whoie Mandel. Whatie Mandel. Whereie Mandel. Whyie Mandel. Whenie Mandel. Howie Mandel.

2.) YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE DANSON, LIKE I STARRED ON CHEERS TODAY, DANSON (woo) DANSON (woo) DANSON DAAAAAANSONNNNNN

3.) Eventually, all your rock heroes will look like the weird old guys that shuffle around ominously outside of the library and, if you’re very lucky, so will you.

4.) Vivid dream of an almost-romance last night. Ended with my literally missing a train that would’ve continued things because I was doubting it while sitting in the station. Running down the train tracks I woke up.

5.) While my health is positively improved by being low-carb, pretending to be happy with zucchini pasta or cauliflower mashed potatoes is a bridge too far. I’d rather just go without.

6.) When inventing puberty, God really dropped the balls.

7.) A gourmet-honey-of-the-week service called the Bee52s.

8.) “Gleefully ignoring all the sequels in a franchise that you want to ignore” is the new “Cinematic Universe”.

9.) A Southern Ren Faire called “The Dukes Of Halberd”.