oc15 in idea barrages

1.) REMEMBER (that) THE ALAMO (was a bunch of white American douchenozzles rebelling because Mexico outlawed slavery)

2.) Already having a Bard College and a Sage College, New York State really needs to round out its D&D College Adventuring Party with a Wizard College, a Paladin College and a Fighter College.

3.) Though I lack faith, I think about the gnostic Christians a lot & their idea of a mad occluded god ruling this world in opposition to a higher loving god &… my sympathy for even the mad god. Yohowho probably thinks he’s just protecting this world in his own sick selfish way.

4.) The world is full of coincidences but we are creatures of pattern-recognition, we have so much fun pretending there aren’t coincidences. Just occasionally check yourself so it doesn’t run away with you, is all.

5.) There’s nothing louder these days that idiots screaming for the right to take away other peoples’ rights. The rights of immigrant children, the rights of minorities to vote, the rights of women to their bodies, the right to not be blown away in a school by madmen. It’s so goddamned gross.

6.) Back when I could still eat carbs, I learned the greatest junk food lesson of them all: French fries? Forget the ketchup. Go with the McDonalds Sweet and Sour sauce cups. Everyone other than your doctor will thank me.

7.) I understand it’s part of a relatively benign skin care regimen but the term “Body Butter” makes me want to throw up in my mouth, QVC. Can’t you just call it “fancy skin goo” not something that sounds like it breaks three laws of nature?

8.) I just hope The Timeless Child turns out to be the First Doctor’s granddaughter Susan. I am a nerd and thank you for listening to my Nerd Talk.